VERITOAST


Harvard is really Hogwarts
May 19, 2009, 4:52 am
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Next up: dementors.

Next up: dementors.

You know how at the end of each school year in the Harry Potter books, everything goes to shit? Either Lord Voldemort is trying to kill someone, dementors are on the loose, or Snape kills Dumbledore.

Today, Harvard is kind of like that. First there was a shooting. Now there was some sort of mugging with a knife involved on Plympton. Next, I suspect a giant fucking basilisk will be found somewhere in the bowels of Adams House, holding Domna captive or something.

Or perhaps that’s Veritoast just being really hopeful. End the year with a bang, ya’ll.


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