VERITOAST

So you got to parade your hot naked bod last night at Primal Scream, eh? Got your pixxx taken by some creepy Asian tourist, I bet? Got to let out all your bottled up frustrations from the totally unfair budget cuts, right? (Seriously though, NO BACON AT BREAKFAST?!)

Well now it’s time to hit the books if you haven’t already and cram all you can into your brain for your final. Many breakdowns and sobfests have been witnessed in libraries across campus. It’s like an epidemic, ya’ll.

But while you’re wiping away those tears of agony in the gloomy bowels of Cabot, remember to keep things in perspective.

Yeah, kind of like that. It’s only the beginning of the end, guys.